Why Wives Pick on Husbands

My husband is a computer whiz, geek, repair person.

The mouse or whatever else that is controlling the cursor is making the cursor do crazy things. The cursor flies all over and sometimes disappears. Evidently it only happens when I use the computer. Several weeks ago I mentioned the problem and have mentioned and/or asked about it many times since.

Last night the cursor was being completely weird, so I asked my husband if the optical mouse wore out.
Answer, "Not very well."

Not understanding his answer, I asked, "Do you have to replace optical mice often?"
Answer, "Not very well."

I swear, I didn't say another word. (But, I DID write about it!)